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__d("LSIssueInsertPersistentMenuCtasForThreadTask",["LSIssueNewTask"],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,c=a[a.length-1];c.n;var d=[],e=[],f;return c.seq([function(e){return d[0]=new c.Map(),d[0].set("thread_key",a[0]),d[1]=c.toJSON(d[0]),c.sp(b("LSIssueNewTask"),"insert_persistent_menu_ctas",c.i64.cast([0,54]),d[1],f,f,c.i64.cast([0,0]),c.i64.cast([0,0]),f,f,c.i64.cast([0,0]))},function(a){return c.resolve(e)}])}c=a;f["default"]=c}),66);
__d("LSGetFirstAvailableQuickReplyCTAID",[],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,b=a[a.length-1];b.n;var c=[],d=[];return b.seq([function(a){return b.seq([function(a){return b.sb(b.db.table(20).fetch(),[["ctaId","DESC"]]).next().then(function(a,d){var e=a.done;a=a.value;return e?c[0]=b.i64.cast([0,1]):(d=a.item,c[0]=b.i64.add(d.ctaId,b.i64.cast([0,1])))})},function(a){return d[0]=c[0]}])},function(a){return b.resolve(d)}])}b=a;f["default"]=b}),66);
__d("LSGetFirstAvailableThreadNullstateCTAIDForThreadKey",[],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,b=a[a.length-1];b.n;var c=[],d=[],e;return b.seq([function(f){return b.seq([function(d){return b.db.table(29).fetch([[[a[0]]],"threadKeyCtaId"]).next().then(function(a,b){var d=a.done;a=a.value;return d?c[0]=e:(b=a.item,c[0]=b.ctaId)})},function(a){return d[0]=c[0]}])},function(a){return b.resolve(d)}])}b=a;f["default"]=b}),66);
__d("LSGetFirstAvailableThreadNullstateCTAID",[],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,b=a[a.length-1];b.n;var c=[],d=[];return b.seq([function(a){return b.seq([function(a){return b.db.table(29).fetchDesc().next().then(function(a,d){var e=a.done;a=a.value;return e?c[0]=b.i64.cast([0,1]):(d=a.item,c[0]=b.i64.add(d.ctaId,b.i64.cast([0,1])))})},function(a){return d[0]=c[0]}])},function(a){return b.resolve(d)}])}b=a;f["default"]=b}),66);
__d("LSInsertIcebreakerData",["LSArrayGetObjectAt","LSGetFirstAvailableThreadNullstateCTAID","LSGetFirstAvailableThreadNullstateCTAIDForThreadKey"],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,c=a[a.length-1];c.n;var d=[],e=[],f;return c.seq([function(e){return c.seq([function(e){return c.sp(b("LSGetFirstAvailableThreadNullstateCTAIDForThreadKey"),a[0]).then(function(a){return a=a,d[0]=a[0],a})},function(e){return c.i64.eq(d[0],f)?c.seq([function(a){return c.sp(b("LSGetFirstAvailableThreadNullstateCTAID")).then(function(a){return a=a,d[1]=a[0],a})},function(e){return d[2]=c.i64.of_int32(a[1].length),c.i64.gt(d[2],c.i64.cast([0,0]))?c.loopAsync(d[2],function(e){return d[3]=e,c.seq([function(e){return c.ntop("Array",b("LSArrayGetObjectAt"),a[1],d[3]).then(function(a){return a=a,d[4]=a[0],d[5]=a[1],a})},function(a){return d[6]=c.i64.add(d[1],d[3]),c.db.table(29).fetch([[[d[6]]]]).next().then(function(a){var b=a.done;a.value;return b?(d[7]=d[4].get("thread_key"),d[4],d[8]=d[4].get("title"),d[4],d[9]=d[4].get("cta_type"),d[4],d[10]=d[4].get("platform_token"),d[4],d[11]=d[4].get("cta_identifier"),d[4],c.db.table(29).add({ctaId:d[6],threadKey:d[7],title:d[8],ctaType:d[9],platformToken:d[10],ctaIdentifier:d[11]})):0})}])}):c.resolve()}]):c.resolve()}])},function(a){return c.resolve(e)}])}c=a;f["default"]=c}),66);
__d("LSInsertQuickReplyCTA",["LSArrayGetObjectAt","LSGetFirstAvailableQuickReplyCTAID"],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,c=a[a.length-1];c.n;var d=[],e=[];return c.seq([function(e){return d[0]=c.i64.of_int32(a[3].length),c.i64.gt(d[0],c.i64.cast([0,0]))?c.seq([function(b){return c.fe(c.db.table(20).fetch([[[a[0],a[1]]]]),function(a){return a["delete"]()})},function(a){return c.sp(b("LSGetFirstAvailableQuickReplyCTAID")).then(function(a){return a=a,d[1]=a[0],a})},function(e){return d[2]=d[1],d[3]=c.i64.of_int32(a[3].length),c.i64.gt(d[3],c.i64.cast([0,0]))?c.loopAsync(d[3],function(e){return d[7]=e,c.seq([function(e){return c.ntop("Array",b("LSArrayGetObjectAt"),a[3],d[7]).then(function(a){return a=a,d[8]=a[0],d[9]=a[1],a})},function(b){return d[10]=d[8].get("title"),d[8],d[11]=d[8].get("type"),d[8],d[12]=d[8].get("image_url"),d[8],d[13]=d[8].get("platform_token"),d[8],c.db.table(20).add({threadKey:a[0],messageId:a[1],ctaId:d[2],messageTimestampMs:a[2],title:d[10],type_:d[11],imageUrl:d[12],platformToken:d[13]})},function(a){return d[2]=c.i64.add(d[2],c.i64.cast([0,1]))}])}):c.resolve()},function(e){return c.ntop("Array",b("LSArrayGetObjectAt"),a[3],c.i64.cast([0,0])).then(function(a){return a=a,d[4]=a[0],d[5]=a[1],a})},function(b){return d[6]=d[4].get("quick_reply_type"),d[4],c.fe(c.ftr(c.db.table(12).fetch([[[a[0],a[2],a[1]]]]),function(b){return c.i64.eq(b.threadKey,a[0])&&c.i64.eq(c.i64.cast([0,0]),c.i64.cast([0,0]))&&c.i64.eq(b.timestampMs,a[2])&&b.messageId===a[1]}),function(a){var b=a.update;a.item;return b({hasQuickReplies:!0,quickReplyType:d[6]})})}]):c.resolve()},function(a){return c.resolve(e)}])}c=a;f["default"]=c}),66);
__d("LSIssueInsertPersistentMenuItemsForThreadTask",["LSIssueNewTask"],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,c=a[a.length-1];c.n;var d=[],e=[],f;return c.seq([function(e){return d[0]=new c.Map(),d[0].set("thread_key",a[0]),d[1]=c.toJSON(d[0]),c.sp(b("LSIssueNewTask"),"insert_persistent_menu_items",c.i64.cast([0,117]),d[1],f,f,c.i64.cast([0,0]),c.i64.cast([0,0]),f,f,c.i64.cast([0,0]))},function(a){return c.resolve(e)}])}c=a;f["default"]=c}),66);/*FB_PKG_DELIM*/
__d("LSIssueParticipantPointQuery",["LSIssueNewTask"],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,c=a[a.length-1];c.n;var d=[],e=[],f;return c.seq([function(e){return d[0]=new c.Map(),d[0].set("table","14"),d[0].set("type",c.i64.cast([0,1])),d[0].set("1",a[0]),d[0].set("2",a[1]),d[1]=c.toJSON(d[0]),c.sp(b("LSIssueNewTask"),"ppq",c.i64.cast([0,17]),d[1],f,f,c.i64.cast([0,0]),c.i64.cast([0,0]),c.i64.cast([0,1]),f,c.i64.cast([0,0]))},function(a){return c.resolve(e)}])}c=a;f["default"]=c}),66);
__d("LSUpdateCommunityThreadStaleState",[],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,b=a[a.length-1];b.n;var c=[];return b.resolve(c)}b=a;f["default"]=b}),66);
__d("LSUpdateSelectiveSyncState",[],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,b=a[a.length-1];b.n;var c=[];return b.resolve(c)}b=a;f["default"]=b}),66);
__d("LSUpdateThreadNullState",[],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,b=a[a.length-1];b.n;var c=[];return b.seq([function(c){return b.fe(b.db.table(9).fetch([[[a[0]]]]),function(b){var c=b.update;b.item;return c({threadPictureUrl:a[1],threadPictureUrlFallback:a[2],threadPictureUrlExpirationTimestampMs:a[3],nullstateDescriptionText1:a[4],nullstateDescriptionType1:a[9],nullstateDescriptionText2:a[5],nullstateDescriptionType2:a[10],nullstateDescriptionText3:a[6],nullstateDescriptionType3:a[11],capabilities:a[14]})})},function(a){return b.resolve(c)}])}b=a;f["default"]=b}),66);
__d("LSVerifyCommunityMemberContextualProfileExists",["LSIssueNewTask"],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,c=a[a.length-1];c.n;var d=[],e=[],f;return c.seq([function(e){return c.db.table(216).fetch([[[a[0],a[1]]]]).next().then(function(e,g){g=e.done;e=e.value;return g?(d[1]=new c.Map(),d[1].set("community_id",a[1]),d[1].set("user_id",a[0]),d[2]=c.toJSON(d[1]),c.sp(b("LSIssueNewTask"),"load_contextual_profile",c.i64.cast([0,548]),d[2],f,f,c.i64.cast([0,0]),c.i64.cast([0,0]),f,f,c.i64.cast([0,0]))):(e.item,0)})},function(a){return c.resolve(e)}])}c=a;f["default"]=c}),66);
__d("LSVerifyContactParticipantExist",["LSIssueNewTask","LSIssueParticipantPointQuery"],(function(a,b,c,d,e,f){function a(){var a=arguments,c=a[a.length-1];c.n;var d=[],e=[],f;return c.seq([function(e){return c.seq([function(e){return c.db.table(7).fetch([[[a[0]]]]).next().then(function(e,g){g=e.done;e=e.value;return g?c.seq([function(e){return d[2]=new c.Map(),d[2].set("contact_id",a[0]),d[3]=c.toJSON(d[2]),c.sp(b("LSIssueNewTask"),"cpq_v2",c.i64.cast([0,207]),d[3],f,f,c.i64.cast([0,0]),c.i64.cast([0,0]),f,f,c.i64.cast([0,0]))},function(b){return c.fe(c.ftr(c.db.table(7).fetch([[[a[0]]]]),function(b){return c.i64.eq(b.id,a[0])&&c.i64.eq(c.i64.cast([0,1]),c.i64.cast([0,1]))&&c.i64.lt(b.authorityLevel,c.i64.cast([0,60]))}),function(a){return a["delete"]()})},function(b){return c.db.table(7).add({id:a[0],rank:0,profilePictureUrl:"",name:a[2],isMessengerUser:!1,isMemorialized:!1,contactType:c.i64.cast([0,1]),contactTypeExact:c.i64.cast([0,1]),blockedByViewerStatus:c.i64.cast([0,0]),authorityLevel:c.i64.cast([0,60]),workForeignEntityType:c.i64.cast([0,0]),contactViewerRelationship:c.i64.cast([0,0])})}]):(e.item,0)})},function(d){return c.ftr(c.db.table(14).fetch([[[a[1],a[0]]]]),function(b){return c.i64.eq(b.threadKey,a[1])&&c.i64.eq(c.i64.cast([0,0]),c.i64.cast([0,0]))&&c.i64.eq(b.contactId,a[0])}).next().then(function(d,e){e=d.done;d=d.value;return e?c.sp(b("LSIssueParticipantPointQuery"),a[1],a[0]):(d.item,0)})}])},function(a){return c.resolve(e)}])}c=a;f["default"]=c}),66);
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